This is what happens when a trombone player wearing a mustache bracelet wanders into trumpet land. They take your bracelet and do this

I made a visit to the video store and took pictures of the ridiculous looking horror movies. Sadly, I only had enough time to go through about 2 rows, so this is all the pictures that I got to take.

After a recent thunder storm and my house being struck by lightening, I’ve been without internet for about a week. But I’ve got it back!! So I’m having my first promo!

First 50

You can be any kind of blog! (Ok, I lied, fandom blogs. You can be any kind of FANDOM blog)

Must be following me

I’ll post them in groups of ten with my favorites highlighted

Reblog! Don’t embarrass me!

ameliaslastgoodbye:

one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe 

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shawarmanatural:

This kid should be 892% done with Rdj at this point. 

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ccomicsloth:

saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building

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balalaikaboss:

LOOK

I DID A THING

I MADE THESE

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backcombing:

doctorwho:

lokihasthe-tardis:

the official doctor who tumblr is seriously one of my favorites

you what

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jennifer-perfection-lawrence:

twerkdatstrider:

stayinbedgrowyourhair:

bubonickitten:

lindserton:

chainerstorment:

lucifersnuts:

Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.

OH MY GOD WHAT

REBLOG. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

HOLY COW

i WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS HAHAHA

what the freak

when you initially click play you think you’re prepared for it

but you’re not

I’m NEVER GOING TO BE PREPARED FOR WILL FERREL

what. the. hell. i did not see that coming.

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I came home from school to find The Vow and a bunch of used tissues next to my mom’s favorite seat…

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma

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ameliacuspondicus:

Doctor Who is so painful because its about love, and loss, and hurt, and change, and you constantly feel like you’re being stabbed in the hearts. But the worst part is

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